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penis lord 

the most mentally disabled form of a human being a.k.a. dremu
Dude 1: LOOK! He's boutta eat a fuel tank!
Dude 2: Is this the penis lord?
penis lord by dremu May 30, 2020

Penis lord 

A individual known by many for his amazingly enormous dick.
Penis lord by dp_nx March 21, 2021

penis lord of scum 

Drunken horny loser who thinks he's a babe magnet.

Arises when you mistakenly think the women are interested in you because YOU are drunk (and they are not impressed)

Also, when the beer has made you hyper, and you cannot stop moving/dancing/laughing at every stupid thing. This is the stage where cows get tipped, stuff gets broken, neighbors complain and you get thrown out of public places.
1-Radar was totally in Penis Lord of Scum-mode after swilling trashcan punch at the aloha party, and we have pictures

2-"I am the Penis Lord of Scum. Kneel before me" (said to bikin clad baes momenst before their boyfriends throw you off a balcony)

Penislore 

Any knowledge regarding the male member that females are not aware of, simply because they do not have one.
Female: "Why do you keep adjusting yourself?"
Male: "You wouldn't understand. You don't understand penislore."
Penislore by D'Landlord February 24, 2009

penisload 

a penisload is the amount of sour creme that cums out when you squeeze a taco bell burrito
Oh shoot! This taco just spilled a penisload all over my mouth.
penisload by peanut butter bryan October 17, 2013

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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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