penis ha 

it is
it is the penis ha ha of the penis

guy 1: penis ha

guy 2: peni

penis ha by cool cat 13 January 6, 2023

Penis Handshake 

Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.

The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.

Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."

Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"

Penis Handshake by phopey October 5, 2011

penis haircut 

Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.

The asian had a penis haircut.

penis haircut by spooly the dork January 9, 2005

penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

penis hand by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010

penis hair 

The hair that engulfs the male animal's genitalia

That dog sure needs a penis hair trim

penis hair by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006

Penis Hammer 

the act of ejaculating on a girls face and rubbing the cum into her skin, by hammering her face with your penis

Cindy was giving me head last night, it was so sick

Did you penis hammer her?

Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye

LEGEND

Penis Hammer by stoner4boner March 8, 2010

penis hat

The forskin of a uncercumsized penis.

you gota penis hat

penis hat by Tweak October 6, 2003