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Penis Handshake
Most often encountered in an office setting where new introductions or hand shaking is prevalent.
The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.
The precursor involves a man who urinates without washing his hands. Shortly thereafter, when this man is in a situation which warrants shaking hands with someone else, the other individual will be on the receiving end of a penis handshake.
Man 1 "I was taking a company dump the other day and I was peeping at other dudes... And this guy comes in, drains his lizard, and then walks right back out."
Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"
Man 2 "I'd hate to be the guy on the other end of that penis handshake. Fucking gross"
Penis Handshake by phopey October 5, 2011
Related Words
penis haircut
Some people call this a mushroom cut. This bad haircut usually belongs to a guy. This hair makes his head look like, well, the head. The guy looks like a giant penis. Somewhat common at TJHSST.
penis haircut by spooly the dork January 9, 2005
penis hand
penis hand by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010
penis hair
penis hair by Sara Hathaway June 18, 2006
Penis Hammer
the act of ejaculating on a girls face and rubbing the cum into her skin, by hammering her face with your penis
Cindy was giving me head last night, it was so sick
Did you penis hammer her?
Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye
LEGEND
Did you penis hammer her?
Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye
LEGEND
Penis Hammer by stoner4boner March 8, 2010
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