penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

penis fruit by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017

penis fritters 

A penis fritter is an appetizer where you fry a penis in its own cum. Typically used when you tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Does that place serve penis fritters past 9:30 or am I to late

penis fritters by Demonhuntr667 October 13, 2022