penis bustle

A frilly and/or lacy - often steampunk themed - cock ring designed to help puffout or fill out a codpiece or provide shade.

She thought he was well endowed but when she got him back to her room she found it was all penis bustle.

by that_guy_no_really_that_guy_2 January 25, 2015

penis butler

Penis butler is someone who is in a sexual relations to someone whom had a penis and is their "servant" in return gets their penis as pay.

Hey, my penis butler is great she does a great job and get my penis in return!

by TheSaucayPecus July 23, 2017

penis buttler

a hired hand dedicated to massaging ones penis

rob: "yo dude, what is up"
carl: "not so well homie G, my penis hasnt been touched right in so long"
rob:"ohh boy, ive been there dude but ever since i bought myself a penis buttler i havn't felt that way in ages"

by astrocreep666 October 9, 2014

penis buster 2000

a gun to blow up your penis

i need to us the penis buster 2000 tonight.

by Smart guy 2000 December 7, 2022

buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

by Cobread May 5, 2016

Buttle a Penis

to rapidly minecraft punch another person's penis in order for pleasure

i really want to buttle a penis tonight, but Jacob only wants to buttle mine

by penizzzbuttler September 17, 2021

Buttle a Penis

to repeatedly minecraft punch another person's penis to pleasure them

dude, i totally want to buttle a penis tonight, jacob is looking mad sexy

by penizzzbuttler September 18, 2021