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Skinny penis big nippled freak
Yesterday I saw this skinny penis big nippled freak that won’t stop giving me this fucking disturbing look I thought he was going to molest me please help me.
Skinny penis big nippled freak by Big girl with a big ass36 April 13, 2019
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why is my penis big
What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there
Works everytime
Works everytime
why is my penis big by weeeel, i hope ur not pregnant November 23, 2020
Big Penis Approach
A "big penis approach" is something that is strategic and soundly thought-out using objective factual information about any subject that the strategy or the plan might involve, and is opposed with a "small penis approach" which is stupid and nonsensical and often does more harm than good and uses misleading information and kneejerk reactions, and is based on the rationale that Males with a bigger penis are more likely to have higher intelligence or have an impact on society, namely in the reproduction department, and is an important step to understanding basic strategy, along with a good analogy for understanding this being that a "big penis approach" is like a long thick sausage with a big girth, which blows out the "small penis approach," a little corn dog sausage, straight out of the water.
Person #1: "I'm looking for numbers for the Lottery since I'm really wanting to win, but I'm not sure whether to pick QuickPick or just choose random numbers on the paper."
Person #2: "It's obviously not going to win you anything if you try that approach, and it's important to go with trying to look at the numbers statistically with the past drawings, including making a detailed graph about when each number has been last drawn and how many times they have been drawn, and interpreting the data from there."
Person #1: "Oh my God, how are you this smart?"
Person #2: "I'm just using the big penis approach."
Person #2: "It's obviously not going to win you anything if you try that approach, and it's important to go with trying to look at the numbers statistically with the past drawings, including making a detailed graph about when each number has been last drawn and how many times they have been drawn, and interpreting the data from there."
Person #1: "Oh my God, how are you this smart?"
Person #2: "I'm just using the big penis approach."
Big Penis Approach by SleeplessNightOwl May 4, 2021
Nigga Big Penis
The legendary NBP of Reddit. He has a large peepee and he is the friendliest guy around. Well known in r/teenagers Go to r/N_B_P for more info
Here is a standard Nigga Big Penis encounter:
|u/randomguy1: My dog died and I'm really sad.
| |u/Nigga-Big-Penis: I feel for you man. Here is an n-word pass to cheer you up.
| | |u/randomguy1: Thank you NBP! You truly are a god amongst men.
| | |u/randomguy2: r/rimjob_steve lmao xD
|u/randomguy1: My dog died and I'm really sad.
| |u/Nigga-Big-Penis: I feel for you man. Here is an n-word pass to cheer you up.
| | |u/randomguy1: Thank you NBP! You truly are a god amongst men.
| | |u/randomguy2: r/rimjob_steve lmao xD
Nigga Big Penis by penis man 42069 April 13, 2019
Big Penis Syndrome (BPS)
When a male has an unusually large penis
Big Penis Syndrome (BPS) by Big Penis Syndrome October 23, 2017
big penis
It' all relative when it comes to women's perceptions of penis size. If her first boyfriend had a 3 inch hard prick and then her next one has a 5 inch long dick, then she think it's a "big penis". Likewise, if her first boyfriend had a thick 8 inch long schlong and the next guy has a 7 incher (which is really scientifically within the 90th percentile for size), she won't think it's a "big penis". It all depends on their previous experience.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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