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Pendulum of Freedom
When a man stands with his feet more than shoulder width apart and swings his hips to make his testicles sway.
After catching a touchdown pass, the tight end put his hands on his hips and engaged the pendulum of freedom.
Pendulum of Freedom by Schmuckums February 18, 2011
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Pendulum's Promise
A phrase not used much any more but still used by very few, it mean's that Everything and Everyone will eventually die no matter what.
Pendulum's Promise by Green Meenie November 26, 2006
sperm pendulum
When a porn actress blows a guy and he cums. She then lets a big glob leak out of her mouth for the camera and instead of dripping off, it swings back and forth from her chin or from the guy's cock.
sperm pendulum by LarsGunblade August 6, 2020
pendulum tits
pendulum tits by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006
Pendulum-Sledgehammer
The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.
Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.
Pendulum-Sledgehammer by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014
Pendulum best deck
When Pendulum, A type of deck in the TCG Card game Yu-Gi-Oh! is getting famous by it's meme of being "The best deck ever" by content creator Trif Gaming.
Person A: Hey dude, I wanna start playing Yu-Gi-Oh! what deck should I start making for starting?
Person B: mhh I don't know, what about pend-
Person C: Pendulum best deck LET'S GOOO!!!!
Person B: mhh I don't know, what about pend-
Person C: Pendulum best deck LET'S GOOO!!!!
Pendulum best deck by Lapp3rT July 7, 2021
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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