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Penelope 

The best friend you could ever ask for. She’s one in a million kind sweet and very very funny. Always makes you laugh when your feeling down. Always beautiful without makeup even what she disagree with you. Will always win a fight because she Suborn but you love that about her. The best gamer girl there is no doubt about it. She will always listen even when she doesn’t want to. Might make fun of you for dum reason but you can’t disagree that they aren’t funny. But you love them
Penelope is the best
Penelope by Fhghjf May 22, 2019

Penelope 

A great friend who is understanding. She is shy when she doesn't know you but when you get to know her she is very social. She is the best friend you could ask for. She is very fun and funny.
Hey who's that girl sitting in the corner with 2 others?

That's Penelope

Wow she's so social with them but won't talk to me
Penelope by Platnum_Trash February 26, 2019

penelope 

really cute and adorable! but penelope's are really hard to get!
look, its penelope
penelope by jake.loniun November 15, 2016

Penelope 

Do you know someone named Penelope? If so, you are blessed. They are some of the funniest, craziest, most gorgeous people you will ever meet. A Penelope will stand by your side and isn’t afraid to take risks. Academic wise, they are smart and witty and LOVE to get an answer right. If you need help, ask Penelope right away! They will not hesitate in helping you step by step and will get you to understand a complicated problem with little effort. A Penelope is usually popular, and loves to make new friends. In fact, she has ease in doing so. She is very social and loves being talked too. But more than listening, a Penelope will NEVER stop talking! So make sure to set some speech boundaries and don’t let your Penelope get too carried away in your conversation; because she may never stop... just like this rambling definition ;). Anyways, as i was saying, If you know a Penelope, like me, you are lucky, and should never drop them. Trust me when i’m saying, a Penelope won’t let you down and are some of the most genuine people you will ever meet! Their few bad qualities are overpowered by their overall happy vibe, and they constantly want to make you smile! So if you know someone named Penelope, keep them as a friend. Better yet, a best friend!
Ex. : “Hey Penelope, what was your answer for problem 3?”
Penelope by phat ho September 25, 2019

Penelope 

Penelope in Greek mythology is a sweet, attractive (almost enchanting) smart and witty girl. She demonstrates perseverance and is mostly known as Ulises' wife. Apart from being a well known historical feature, the name Penelope is just as beautiful and graceful. It is so easy to pronounce, and it's lovely. Penelope is a true gift, and any man who has her should treasure her forever. Penelope is a keeper.
Penelope is a keeper.

Penelope was Ulises' wife

Penelope is a lovely name
Penelope by Girly Deffinitions September 21, 2017

penelope garcia 

Technical Analysis for the Behavior Analysis Unit (BAU) for the FBI in CBS's show Criminal Minds.

She wears bright colored clothes and has a fun and bubbly personality.

She is really kind and cares for her team a lot. She's amazing with all things technology. Easily one of the best characters in the whole show.
1.
Person one: Do you watch Criminal Minds?
Person two: Ya! Penelope Garcia is my favorite character.

2.
Derek Morgan: Hey babygirl.
Penelope Garcia: Chocolate Thunder, talk dirty to me ;).
penelope garcia by inlovewithajcook December 17, 2020
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