Penaldog 

(noun).

Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).

They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).

Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.

The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.

Example in sentence :

"Dad, can you tell me what brain is?
No idea son, we are penaldogs"

"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."

Penaldog by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022

Penaldog 

A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.

1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.

2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅

3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.

Penaldog by High IQ football fan June 3, 2021

penaldog 

a penaldog, or penaldogs, are the retarded 5yr old fans of the tapin and penalty merchant penaldo who cant comprehend that the real goat is lionel messi. these fans usually get bantered by smart football fans who knows that football isnt only about goals. these penaldogs say that goals are everything because they know if they bring assists, dribbles and playmakings into the talk, messi will mop the floor with penaldo's career.

penaldog: goals are everything, they win you games
smart football fan: u cant make a goal without an assist kid, unless u can solo dribble like the great messi, unlike penaldo who can only score from tapins and pens.

penaldog by Smart Football Fan June 23, 2022

Pristiano Penaldo 

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

Pristiano Penaldo by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023

Ghostiano penaldo 

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.

Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?

Ghostiano penaldo by anonymous May 1, 2021

Penaldo 

Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Girl Friend-"Our relationship is Penaldo"
Boy Friend-"What? Our relationship is finished?"

Penaldo by Lolkumu October 17, 2021