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Short for penetrative sex.
Can also be shortened to pen.

Usually used for disguise or code purposes, but sometimes just for the sake of shortening the word.
Ex 1:
Brother 1: Dude, me and Judy had pen last night!

Brother 2: Awesome!

Mother *confused*: Good for you, honey.

Ex 2:
Person 1 *texting*: it was amazing we messed around for a bit n then she said she wanted pen sex
pen sex by gottalotta February 28, 2017
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A Pansexual is a person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, and transsexuals.
Someone that likes Straight, Bi and Gay people, Pensexual
Pensexual by PandaGirl2012 September 14, 2009
If you are sexually attracted to pens or just really obsessed with pens. Usually a pensexual with have at least ten different pens.
Person 1: I just really like pens you know.

Person 2: Dude you're totally pensexual.
Pensexual by chubby_gremlin March 29, 2019
Pensexual, an sexual liking towards someone despite their gender.
Im pensexual , i like everyone if they like me.
Pensexual by Pensexual July 7, 2018
Yuri from ddlc is pensexual
Pensexual by IceIceMonster January 28, 2021

pensexaul 

pensexaul is a sexuality for pens, pencils, erasers, and everything found in children's pencil cases.
Tommy is pensexaul for Bethany's eraser.
pensexaul by iloveurdadnmom<3 November 1, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019