Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornography starring your mother by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021

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Pinography

An improper pronunciation of the word pornography often used by old-timers.

"Will you whippersnappers quit eyin' that pinography!"

Pinography by jmbrickhouse August 29, 2012

pwnography

Documentation or proof of total victory, such as a screenshot of a game being totally dominated.

Check out my PWNOGRAPHY collection, beeatch! 99 jpgs, all supreme victories!

pwnography by jaquio99 November 3, 2003

Phonography

phone sex with a hands free device so one can use the hands for a better use than to hold the phone

you ready to do some phonography? yeah, i just need to find my bluetooth

Phonography by GuillaumeR April 3, 2009

Punography

Punography (pun-og-ra-fy) noun,
The ability to make endless amounts of puns.

That guy has mastered the art of punography.

Punography by Lyinglemur June 2, 2018

softcore pornography

Porn without the "porn" in it.
Basically way less vague and often looked on as beautiful or art.

"It's designed to a visual aphrodisiac – a seduction. It typically contains nude/semi-nude actors involved in love scenes."
"Softcore pornography does not contain explicit depictions of vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation."

So i was watching this show on --- and there was some softcore porn (softcore pornography) in it, i looked over and my girl looked like she was enjoying it a "little" too much.

softcore pornography by Pesco (Pablo Escobar) March 3, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026