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A sneeze that results in peeing your pants a little bit.
I had to change my pants after I peezed.
Peeze by wendyloo December 14, 2010
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Peezer • peeze • peezed • PeezerGeezer • peezey • pet peeze • peeker • peeled • Peeber • paezen
The act of sneezing and peeing at the same time; generally resulting from a current or previous pregnancy.
peeze by TChurp December 14, 2010
When one sneezes and pee's at the same time.
Most women peeze after having children.
Peeze by G-DC October 12, 2016

pet peeze 

An animal that sneezes & pees at the same time
Did that dog justed pet peezed
pet peeze by Logically_25 March 13, 2016

Sketch A Peaze 

A famous Multi-Talented Man That You'll Ever Meet He is the Master of Arts & Music what ever he do he puts

his mind to it and makes it happen.

He wrote a book on how he can Make Broken Relationships Better Again for Life Partners.
Person 1: Hey You Know Who Sketch A Peaze Is ?

Person2 : Hell Yeah!!! Bro He is The Man, He's A Multi - Talented Artist In Literal Sense and Logical Sense of the Word He Be Speakin The Truth 100%
A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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