peevus 

Penis but a retarded way of saying it.

Wow you suck large peevus

peevus by TristanFfr November 12, 2020

pet peeves 

Something that somone finds extremely bothersome of annoying

Pet peeves ex: Heavy breathing, tapping on a table , smacking your gum, continuous sniffling.

pet peeves by Jxsel_ January 6, 2016

peezus 

Someone who, though not religious, sets him/herself up as a moral leader and inspires a fanatical cult of followers to condemn everyone else as evil and subhuman. The prime example is PZ Myers, one of the leaders of atheismplus and a raging sjw.

PZ Myers is such a peezus.

peezus by urbandick1975 October 3, 2013

Pervus 

(noun) A person who is rude,immature, and/or perverted. An insult, it describes a person with multiple undesirable traits or someone you just cannot stand. A combination of pervert and anus.(plural: pervi)

"OMG, can you belive what Mark did at that party last night?"

"I know, he was such a pervus!"

Pervus by Celeste G. February 23, 2008

Peeves

Peeves is the Hogwarts poltergeist. Everyone hates him. He floats through the corridors reeking havoc. Argus Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker, has been trying to get him thrown out of the castle for a long time. He will only listen to The Bloody Baron, the Slytherin ghost.

Peeves was sining a song of his own composition:
"We did it! We bashed him! Wee Potter's the one! And Voldy's gone moldy so now let's have fun!"
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Peeves was found writing rude words on the chalkboard."

Peeves by Becca :) May 6, 2008

peeves

similar to ceebs, derived from PVS (persistent vegetative state). It denotes a greater laziness or lack of motivation to act.

Lee: You know, I ceebs to go to English class today.
John: I peeves to get out of my bed and give a fuck about life.

peeves by philjohn October 16, 2019

Peepus

A funny name for a penis

It's great to date another woman so you can fuck a silicone glow-in-the-dark peepus

Peepus by Animalperson March 16, 2021