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Peeves is the Hogwarts poltergeist. Everyone hates him. He floats through the corridors reeking havoc. Argus Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker, has been trying to get him thrown out of the castle for a long time. He will only listen to The Bloody Baron, the Slytherin ghost.
Peeves was sining a song of his own composition:
"We did it! We bashed him! Wee Potter's the one! And Voldy's gone moldy so now let's have fun!"
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Peeves was found writing rude words on the chalkboard."
Peeves by Becca :) May 6, 2008
Words you can keep
similar to ceebs, derived from PVS (persistent vegetative state). It denotes a greater laziness or lack of motivation to act.
Lee: You know, I ceebs to go to English class today.
John: I peeves to get out of my bed and give a fuck about life.
peeves by philjohn October 16, 2019
Related Words
A total bad b.

He fears no one. He will give Voldemort a run for his money.
Like, you won't even compare.
New Student: Who's that?
Old Student: Bruh! That's Peeves, he is amazing and you are not.
Peeves by jazzjazzbruh11 August 2, 2022

pet peeves 

Something that somone finds extremely bothersome of annoying
Pet peeves ex: Heavy breathing, tapping on a table , smacking your gum, continuous sniffling.
pet peeves by Jxsel_ January 6, 2016

Jaraldeen Peeves 

Homosexual truck driver who, if given the chance, will lube up the bung hole of a young boy and have rigorous man sex and rimming out of that same bung hole all whilst eating a baked cake off his back.
Pete: ( walks into Mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
Jim: He must be a Jaraldeen Peeves. Lets get outta here.
Jaraldeen Peeves by chuck132 July 7, 2011

Pet peeve 

Something Or a set of things that an individual finds very annoying.
One of my pet peeves is when my boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up!!
Pet peeve by MacRef89 September 16, 2016

pet peeve 

Something that is maybe a bit annoying to most people but is very annoying or upsetting to a particular person.

Related to the word peeve meaning an annoyance or grievance, a pet peeve is something that a person has adopted(like a pet) to be extra annoying or upsetting to them. Like a pet, they pay a lot of attention to this peeve and may talk about it a lot and share funny pictures of it on the internet.
I know we aren't supposed to put fake names on the forms, but it's a real pet peeve of Rachel's, so make extra sure she doesn't catch you.

Tim: Why do the checkout clerks have to be so stupid?
Irene: I admit the conversation wasn't sparkling, but we got checked out quickly and efficiently, that's all that matters.
Tim: grr, I guess stupid people are just a pet peeve of mine.
pet peeve by SpinLikeARecord March 24, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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