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Peeves is the Hogwarts poltergeist. Everyone hates him. He floats through the corridors reeking havoc. Argus Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker, has been trying to get him thrown out of the castle for a long time. He will only listen to The Bloody Baron, the Slytherin ghost.
Peeves was sining a song of his own composition:
"We did it! We bashed him! Wee Potter's the one! And Voldy's gone moldy so now let's have fun!"
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Peeves was found writing rude words on the chalkboard."
Peeves by Becca :) May 6, 2008
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similar to ceebs, derived from PVS (persistent vegetative state). It denotes a greater laziness or lack of motivation to act.
Lee: You know, I ceebs to go to English class today.
John: I peeves to get out of my bed and give a fuck about life.
peeves by philjohn October 16, 2019
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A total bad b.

He fears no one. He will give Voldemort a run for his money.
Like, you won't even compare.
New Student: Who's that?
Old Student: Bruh! That's Peeves, he is amazing and you are not.
Peeves by jazzjazzbruh11 August 2, 2022

pet peeves 

Something that somone finds extremely bothersome of annoying
Pet peeves ex: Heavy breathing, tapping on a table , smacking your gum, continuous sniffling.
pet peeves by Jxsel_ January 6, 2016

Jaraldeen Peeves 

Homosexual truck driver who, if given the chance, will lube up the bung hole of a young boy and have rigorous man sex and rimming out of that same bung hole all whilst eating a baked cake off his back.
Pete: ( walks into Mcdonalds ) dude who is that guy eating a cheesburger and masturbating in the corner.
Jim: He must be a Jaraldeen Peeves. Lets get outta here.
Jaraldeen Peeves by chuck132 July 7, 2011

Pet peeve 

Something Or a set of things that an individual finds very annoying.
One of my pet peeves is when my boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up!!
Pet peeve by MacRef89 September 16, 2016

pet peeve 

Something that is maybe a bit annoying to most people but is very annoying or upsetting to a particular person.

Related to the word peeve meaning an annoyance or grievance, a pet peeve is something that a person has adopted(like a pet) to be extra annoying or upsetting to them. Like a pet, they pay a lot of attention to this peeve and may talk about it a lot and share funny pictures of it on the internet.
I know we aren't supposed to put fake names on the forms, but it's a real pet peeve of Rachel's, so make extra sure she doesn't catch you.

Tim: Why do the checkout clerks have to be so stupid?
Irene: I admit the conversation wasn't sparkling, but we got checked out quickly and efficiently, that's all that matters.
Tim: grr, I guess stupid people are just a pet peeve of mine.
pet peeve by SpinLikeARecord March 24, 2013
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