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Alternative word for 'penis' (or 'peen'). Some people add the '0r' to the 'peen' when they're bored.
Newer generation added the phrase 'to peen 0r not to peen', as a result of several usages as seen on the example.
<Glottis> peeeeeeeeeen
<KalKai> 0r

<Glottis> peeeeen
<Glottis> 0r
<doodle> not to peen

<{EDF}SS> peen0r
peen0r by y? January 15, 2008
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peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.
Related Words

Peenarse 

Used by Vinnie Jones in the film Snatch. It is the cross between a penis and an arse, used as an insult without swearing.
''You peenarse''
Peenarse by SpursGirlMeg May 6, 2010
Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"
Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013
a peenor is another word for a penis or peen.
"dude, you got a massive peenor. no homo though."
peenor by UwU OwO June 29, 2018
A slang term for the Penis

This term is used when one is attempting "1337 Sp33k", or trying to bypass a swear-word filter in a game/chatroom.

This is the word of choice for 30 year old everquest-playing pedophiles.
*** Typical Use of the Word ***

<SxCGuRL91> OK.. U WANT TO COME OVER AND PLAY SPIN THE BOTTEL?

<PARTYBOY74> YES!!! Will you touch my pen0r?

<SxCGuRL92> WOTS THAT???!!

<PARTYBOY74> Does it matter?

<SxCGuRL92> K..... ILL TUCH IT IF U COME!!

<PARTYBOY74> K'thx. I'll come if you touch it. XD

<SxCGuRL92>??????????????? K
pen0r by OddNumber September 7, 2004

foul peener 

A penis so disgusting and smelly that it makes you cry when the fumes are inhaled. Can be the result of poor hygiene or disease.

Commonly associated with balls or nuts that reak as well.
Guy: Hey give me a bj.

Girl: No fucking way! You have a foul peener !
foul peener by Ténti December 30, 2013