prefext 

Adj. The feeling right after something awful happens, such as when your heart stops and your hands get clammy and cold and your head and ears feel hot.

Example: I felt terribly prefext after I had realized I had backed up into the car on my way to the beach.

prefext by yaboycj December 2, 2014

under no pretext

Partial quote by Karl Marx from a speech given in 1850, the full quote being:

"Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary."

Hey have you heard that "under no pretext" quote by Reagan? Crazy shit.

Naww man you got it all wrong, that quote is from Karl Marx.

under no pretext by Sir Vyvin December 7, 2021

Ford Prefect 

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

Ford Prefect by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

pretexting 

When one pretends to write a text message to someone, in hopes of avoiding unwanted and/or awkward situations.

NOTE: Although 'pretexting' is a portmanteau of 'pretending' and 'texting', the actual word 'pretext' shares a similar concept, as it is defined as "an effort or strategy intended to conceal something."

Person 1: Dude, every time I was leading on to ask Jill out, she would get a text from one of her friends. Isn't that weird?
Person 2: Bud, you do realize...
Person 1: *sigh.* She was pretexting, wasn't she.
Person 2: Sorry man. Hey, what say we go to Taco Bell?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH TACO BELL

pretexting by Sharmz May 28, 2009

pretext 

Verb, portmanteau - To pretend to text someone or reply to someone's text message to avoid awkward situations. This happens most often when talking to someone you don't really know or when you don't want to look weird while waiting for the bus.

My crush, Addie, and I have run out of things to talk about so I will pretext to avoid any awkward silences.

pretext by savantwaler May 9, 2010

Perfext

Almost perfect, mostly referring to spelling and grammar over text messages.

That sentence was perfext.

Perfext by Weirduo#1or2 October 18, 2021

presexturbation 

Masturbating before going on a date so as to be able to last longer when having sex with your date later in the evening.

My girlfriend is super-hot, so I always jack off before we go out. Presexturbation lets me last longer with her later on.

presexturbation by Dr. Robstew November 16, 2012