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pedoroski

ur a pedoroski
by ubc official May 1, 2022
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Pedocookie

pedocookie: Pedocookies are used to lure children into white vans. similar to the candy trick but its better ;). They were taught to avoid white van, creepy man with candy combo! not white van, creepy man with pedocookie.
1. Timmy nibbled on his pedocookie happily as he was dragged into the van.

2. I offered Brittany a pedocookie while coaxing her foolish self into the van.
by sillymunky December 22, 2008
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pederskin

a huge slut loves the cock sleeps with everyone and anything (animals arnt out of the question) always up for new sexual positions
that pederskin was such a crazy girl last night.
by pederskin lover November 21, 2010
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pedarski

shut up, you fucking pedarski
by madturnip April 26, 2003
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Petroski

A man, usually a sexy dwarf. Has little power or command and they like to think that they are in control. (they are great in bed)
1. Man! I wanna get in that petroski's pants! It turns me on!

2. Hmmm. -licks lips- mmmm.. Petroski!
by Alfred Tomahawk October 26, 2008
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Pedoskills

The act of being a pedophile and not being caught
"with these pedoskills i will never get caught"
by nobromo November 1, 2016
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Pedrostiniarinoumious X

A disease that causes you to go full on Pedro
This disease has been founded in a Brazilian scientific lab and has been spreading terror across the entire continent of South America
The number of infected human beings is currently small nor is it deadly and the disease is currently only spreading throughout South America but you should still be afraid of it
The infected countries are:
Brazil
Argentina
Uruguay
Paraguay
How do I know if someone has Pedrostiniarinoumious X you ask?
Well it's simple, Pedrostiniarinoumious X will at first cause severe headaches and after a couple of days will take control of the affected body so the affected human being will act like your regular Pedro from your local Walmart
If you see a human being acting like a Pedro but not being called Pedro immediately contact this number
+1-202-666-01△7*
This disease can be cured in many ways but some of those ways will take longer than others
The fastest possible way to cure this disease has been explained on YouTube under the following link:
https ://ww w.you tube.c om /watch?v= dQw4w9WgXcQ (We had to include spaces because we are not allowed to have links here but this is for your own good)
We hope you stay healthy and if you are suffering from any diseases make sure to visit your local doctor
Happy international pencil day!
Do YOU suffer from Pedrostiniarinoumious X?
by Mr. Reliable June 24, 2019
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