pedoku

'Pedoku' is the simple term used to describe someone that is both an otaku and a closeted pedophile, typically one who scrolls throughout the loli and/or shota tag on any doujin website they are able to find and watches unhealthy amounts of loli/shota anime in their free time. This particular stereotype (or species) can be easily identified by their profile picture on any of their social media accounts, usually being an underaged anime character of any origin. Anyone under this description is one to avoid the questioning of their own ungodly actions and one that deserves at least a full 20 year sentence in a high security prison, preferably Alcatraz Island

credit to fishtank69 for the idea

Person 1: I really like Lolis / Shotas! They're so cute and vulnerable!
Person 2: EW!! Are you a Pedoku or are you just joking?!
Person 1: *leaves*

by vaguerrx March 8, 2022

Pedoku

Pedophile + Otaku, Probably the worst combination. Make sure you call unsuspecting Loli and Shota lovers this.

Mike:Pedoku? What's that?
Joe:It means you are a certified Otaku.
Mike:Oh damn, I'm a Pedoku then.

by Matyonix March 9, 2022

Pedouchetrian

-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.

-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.

Get out of the way you Fing pedouchetrian! I gotta be somewhere TODAY!

by the real b love May 5, 2009

pedocunt

a name for a couple that's comprised of a convicted pedophile and his cunt of a girlfriend/wife who protects and defends him against ridicule, often in conniving, malicious, and/or denigrating ways.

Dude, you should have realized you're dealing with a pedocunt, that bitch is trying fuck up your life for saying he likes to touch little boys

by fester(not a molester) August 3, 2010

Pedouchemo

A pedophile, douche, and an emo

Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes

by ItzWattz May 14, 2019

Pedokike

A Jewish pedophle.

Mom, I think Mr. rothgoldsilversteinbrown might be a Pedokike, he tried to touch me.

by Criticalthinky March 14, 2019

pedocurious

1. A foot fetishist obsessed with placing cotton balls between his partner's toes.
2. A person exploring but not yet fully committed as a foot fetishist.
3. A odd or unsightly pedicure.

The pedocurious minister's favorite scripture was from Romans 10:15 - "How beautiful are the feet of those who bring good news!"

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 4, 2007