pediamatrician 

Pediamatrician is kinda like a pediatrician but...it has nothing to do with the word pediatrician, it has to do with Mary Jane...dont ask why it just does...so now its a real word! muahahahaha!

Im majoring in drugs so I can be a pediamatrician.

pediamatrician by RonnieM89 April 16, 2008

pediatrician 

A pediatrician is medical doctor who manages the physical, behavioral, and mental care for children from birth until age 18. A pediatrician is trained to diagnose and treat a broad range of childhood illnesses, from minor health problems to serious diseases.

I’m taking my son to see the pediatrician today

pediatrician by Astrosnot April 30, 2021

Pediatrician 

A man with a c8a2 who forces you into multiple arbitrary hernia repair surgeries in a sterile hospital to guarantee at least childhood immunity from prosecution until 18 he's scary and has a knife.

You can always trust your pediatrician to supply a defense...

Pediatrician by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Pediatrician 

A doctor that works with children. It’s also a doctor that circumcises babies. Not all pediatricians do this, but 90% of the American pediatricians do.

Pediatricians are important for helping sick children and giving them treatments and checkups, but they’re not good when they come to circumcising babies.

Pediatrician by AntiCircumcisionMan May 29, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004