peddosimp 

Verb: peddosimpa
To peddosimp / att peddosimpa
An act usually done by a pro Fortnite gamer that is attracted by a Poki. He has nice sexy polisongs to and bad grades as he spends most of his time ’peddosimping’(gerund).

People: Hey! You look like a peddosimp bro!

D: Stop bullying me!

peddosimp by MilkIsMilk May 20, 2020

pedopimp 

A man having an affair with a minor who then brings her to dinner with his wife and child

Why did she divorce him?I thought they were a lovely family.
You didn't hear?He was cheating with their son's classmate and having her over for family dinners.
Damn that's what you call a pedopimp.

pedopimp by Missa Anne December 30, 2017

pedosimp

A grown up who behaves like a simp with children.

"You know our teacher Josh? Last week he was such a pedosimp, he gave candy to all the girls in our school!"

pedosimp by LoboXZ March 24, 2020

Petrosimp

pet·ro·simp
/ˈpetrōˌsimp/
noun SLANG, DISPARAGING

A person who demonstrates excessive, often irrational, devotion or loyalty to the fossil fuel industry and related corporate interests eg internal combustion engines. This behavior typically persists despite widespread evidence of the industry's negative environmental impact or the practical superiority of renewable alternatives like solar power and Electric Vehicles (EVs)

"i tried to show eric my new electric vehicle that i charge for free with sunlight, and hes just looked disgusted, scoffed and walked off. hes such a petrosimp

Petrosimp by mr bleakarm May 5, 2026