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pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling
dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.
pecker slap by J-$ December 28, 2005

pecker-slap 

A sexual act that Paris Hilton is quite accustomed to....being slapped in the face with a floppy dick.

Also used as a slang term for getting your ass kicked in a game of some type.
OMG LOL I just got finished getting pecker-slapped playing counterstrike.
pecker-slap by The Toe August 6, 2004

Peckerclamps

A name referring to the hands of a guy unwilling to work like a man and is in general a lazy whining sap
"Get those peckerclamps on that shovel and dig goddamit!"

" If he would use those hands for something other than pulling his pud, he might make something out of himself "
Peckerclamps by incider November 3, 2011

Pecker slap

To be slapped in the face with a erect, semi-erect, or soft penis often leaving a mushroom stamp or other shaped red mark on the face.
Aaron scrubbed his acne-covered forehead so hard, his dad told him it looked like he had been pecker slapped.

Jim was pissing me off at work so I pulled out my dick and pecker slapped his ass!

Miranda forgot my balls were sensitive when giving me head so I gave her a nice pecker slap on the cheek.
Pecker slap by Papathepotato November 13, 2016

Peckerlips McGee 

The name given to a boyfriend who has been photographed wearing makeup and women's clothing with other boys dressing the same. Abundance of evidence showing he is homosexual.
Savannah's boyfriend will be known as Peckerlips McGee.
Peckerlips McGee by Hey Rick! July 20, 2014

Peckersmack

John is always on our case, I wish the peckersmack would leave us alone
Peckersmack by opedog March 27, 2010