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Peckerneck 

N. ADJ.

Jerk, Asshole, Weasle, A Slimy Bastard, Backstaber, Someone who likes to run thier mouth then hides behind someone else, laughing at you. That guy who will not leave your girlfriend alone eventhough you already whooped his bitch a$$.. Usually associates with dickheads..
"See that lil' Peckerneck over there??"

"Yeah, what about him?"

"He keeps runnin' his lil' fukin' mouth about how he wants to fuk my girlfriend."

"Wait till' bartime, then we'll get his a$$."
Peckerneck by Fallen December 6, 2003
Words you can keep

Peckerneck 

1. Someone that has an extremely lengthy neck.

2. Someone that acts like a total ass and thinks they are "all that".

3. A drunk biligerant dooshbag.
Did you see that peckneck in the pool?

That peckerneck might be driving a BMW, but he's socially challenged.

If this peckerneck rubs against me one more time, I'm gonna take him to school.
Peckerneck by joeshibotnik February 3, 2010

peckerneck 

To bother someone while they are intoxicated or passed out, and you are too intoxicated to teabag or antique them, because you'd have to remember where the flour is for the former, or be able to operate your fly for the latter. Mostly consists of poking and pinching, but can be misconstrued by others as sexual or homosexual behavior.
"Dave's not a fag, but when he gets drunk, he'll start peckerneckin' with ya, so watch out."

"I was gonna antique his wimp-ass, but I was too stoned to find the flour, so I just peckernecked with him till he got off the couch."
peckerneck by danw December 22, 2003

Peckerneck 

Someone who is a jack off. Someone who is a little crazed
That damned Jeff is a peckerneck, he launched a hocker on me
Peckerneck by Acidcraze October 20, 2018

Peckerjack 

A variety of cheese derived from Monterey Jack, flavored with spicy semen peppers, usually with a semihard or creamy texture.
I ran out of cheddar, but I reckon I got some homemade peckerjack in the fridge!
Peckerjack by disfellow July 31, 2018

Peckerpeeker 

Someone who makes up some lame excuse to be in a position to see a guy's package
Matt: What the hell are you doing in here? I'm in a glass-walled shower for fuck's sake!

Garrett: I had to brush my teeth!

Matt: You are such a peckerpeeker.
Peckerpeeker by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010

peckerlicker 

a dog that is not polite in front of company
knock it off peckerlicker!
peckerlicker by yofadda November 9, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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