pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

peckerations

1-decorations and party favors pertaining to and resembling the male penis.

2-any outfit or accessory used to dress up and decorate the male penis.

Wow Holly, you sure went all out finding all the right peckerations for Jane's bachelorette party. The penis straws
big Johnson piñata and the dick nose you got are quite fantastic.

I just love that fire breathing dragon cock sock you got for your man.

by rbilt March 4, 2011

peckerpalooza

A societal maelstrom brought on by a few - or many - miscreants who force themselves on women.

"In today's peckerpalooza news, (Hollywood producer, comedian, politician, dirtbag...fill in the blank) was accused of unwanted sexual advances by a ( 14 year old girl, 24 year old girl, 14 year old boy..fill in the blank)."

by ElCommissioner November 10, 2017