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Peast by penisslongdong April 3, 2021
Sculpting Paste
Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.
It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*
Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
Sculpting Paste by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021
I am way past facing reality!
“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.
Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!
I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023
Pasta Tolerance Treshold
Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).
"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"
Pasta Tolerance Treshold by MissJones March 24, 2013
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — The psychological truth that “once is a habit”.
A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!
And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.
People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.
A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.
There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.
Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:
…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…
The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.
On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:
…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…
People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.
Boo!
A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!
And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.
People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.
A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.
There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.
Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:
…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…
The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.
On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:
…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…
People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.
Boo!
Best Friend:
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????
Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????
Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
pastasexual
adj -ly, -ler, -lest
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
1. Being romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. Foolish; stupid; idiotic; lame; etc..
n
1. A person who is romantically and/or physically attracted to or aroused by pasta
2. A person who is a flipping fool
John was being such a pastasexual because he ran out of gas in his car. Little did everyone know, he was also secretly attracted to linguini.
pastasexual by Irondp07andDrumnkyle July 20, 2020