A hell for saken place where girls are sent to school. known to be a place for rebellious girls who are taught by sadist teachers who need to get lives led by what can only be described as an elephant.
Girl 1: did you see her! she looked like trouble
Girl 2 : did she have a short skirt?
Girl 1: Yeah!
Girl 2: Well Thats Parkstone Grammar School For You!
A pearston is the name of the mating call of a person called Preston. It is done by the Preston slapping his penis on the floor causing a slapping noise which vibrates within the head of females and attracts them in large amounts.
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