pear pressure

the act of pressuring a friend to eat a moldy peace of fruit

Hey dude, just eat it! Come on man, everyone's doing it! Just eat that rotting piece of fruit! Yeah man, pear pressure!

Fuck I'm so sick after being pear pressured into eating that rotten kiwi.

pear pressure by urbandictionarytaughtmeallikno November 18, 2010

pear pressure

When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.

John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.

pear pressure by FuckYouIamJapan November 24, 2009

pear pressure

A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.

john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!

pear pressure by angular flatulance November 25, 2009

Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

Pear pressure by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019