pear pressure

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the act of pressuring a friend to eat a moldy peace of fruit

Hey dude, just eat it! Come on man, everyone's doing it! Just eat that rotting piece of fruit! Yeah man, pear pressure!

Fuck I'm so sick after being pear pressured into eating that rotten kiwi.

pear pressure by urbandictionarytaughtmeallikno November 18, 2010

Words you can keep

pear pressure

When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.

John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.

pear pressure by FuckYouIamJapan November 24, 2009

pear pressure

A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.

john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!

pear pressure by angular flatulance November 25, 2009

Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.

Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.

Pear pressure by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026