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pear pressure

When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.
John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.
pear pressure by FuckYouIamJapan November 24, 2009

pear pressure

A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.
john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!
pear pressure by angular flatulance November 25, 2009

Pear pressure

Being stoned to death, but instead of using rocks you use pears.
Bobo: Did you hear about how the mob plans to kill the president?

Nomnom: Oh yeah, pear pressure.

Bobo: Dumb shithole deserves it.
Pear pressure by Elpresedante January 19, 2018

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026