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n. To mess up any and all chances of getting laid due to an utter lack of game, even in the easiest of circumstances.
GP "Mate, I can't believe I messed that one up, she seemed so into me!"
GC "You just pulled a Pawson."
Pawson by Mamabear69 May 27, 2011
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Pawson by Dummy THiccc May 20, 2019

pason pount 

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.
Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up
An onomatopoeia of what an elephant sounds like. Interpretated by APH Italy, trying to disguise himself as an elephant.
Ah… Pawoon! I'm an elephant!
Pawoon by Ashbuscus. September 12, 2015

put them paws on him 

To beat someone up.
When Scrappy found out Stevie J called his baby mama a bitch he wanted to put them paws on him. (Love & Hip Hop Atlanta)
put them paws on him by Ms Bridget August 15, 2012

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.
As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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