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n. To mess up any and all chances of getting laid due to an utter lack of game, even in the easiest of circumstances.
GP "Mate, I can't believe I messed that one up, she seemed so into me!"
GC "You just pulled a Pawson."
Pawson by Mamabear69 May 27, 2011
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Pawson by Dummy THiccc May 20, 2019

pason pount 

A random bloke pretending to be a football player. Currently at Chelsea. Cannot create anything on the pitch for his life. He is also the great ghost of Wembley.
Chelsea lost a final? Pason Pount must have been in the starting line up
An onomatopoeia of what an elephant sounds like. Interpretated by APH Italy, trying to disguise himself as an elephant.
Ah… Pawoon! I'm an elephant!
Pawoon by Ashbuscus. September 12, 2015

put them paws on him 

To beat someone up.
When Scrappy found out Stevie J called his baby mama a bitch he wanted to put them paws on him. (Love & Hip Hop Atlanta)

pawsonal assistant 

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.
As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.