Paragraphing 

Receiving a series of texts that exceed 160 characters or more.

Dude 1: Bro did that hot chick from last night ever end up texting you back?

Dude 2: Dude... her texts were so long they included footnotes. She was straight paragraphing.

Paragraphing by GammaThetaBroseph November 7, 2011

Paragraphing 

When someone goes full on keyboard warrior and ends up with multiple paragraphs of text that no one else really wants to read, everyone has a friend who does this.

Don't you fucking dare start droning ON AND ON AND ON about nothing that literally nobody cares about then when you get told to shutup we don't care you start paragraphing.

Paragraphing by Spherix November 19, 2018

paragraphics 

How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.

Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.

paragraphics by jamjam1 June 1, 2009

paragraphical 

paragraph like

Yes that last email subject line was paragraphical

paragraphical by GM-Analyst-Lover October 23, 2011

Paragraphitis 

A condition when you don't feel like reading anything that does not have multiple paragraphs or the paragraphs are ridiculously long.

I'm not reading this, I have a severe case Paragraphitis. Could you change it up, please?

Paragraphitis by MrTriangulum February 7, 2010