Patting 

To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.

"He was up till the early hours patting"

Patting by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020

Patting 

Being extremely aggresive, hostile, and cynical but all the while not being angry.

Dude, he was totally Patting last night after I pushed him in the lake.

Patting by Big Ben's got a Big Clock October 5, 2010

Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

Patting Your Horse by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

Patting the dog through the letterbox 

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

Patting the dog through the letterbox by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

patting the piglet 

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.

I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

patting the piglet by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

patting the piglett by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

Patting the Steadman 

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

Patting the Steadman by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009