Definitions by Berkut666

Vigorously reprimand 

To aggressively bum rape someone as an act of revenge or to teach them the error of their ways

Gmac "Ginger Butler, I have had enough of your incompetence. Its time I vigorously reprimanded you for you complete lack of skill"

Ginger Butler "Can you atleast use butter this time??!!"

Vigorously reprimand by Berkut666 July 7, 2012

Bitch Slap you too the moon 

A term used to describe the administration of a bitch slap so fierce that the target of said slap manages to break the gravitational pull of the earth and end up on the moon.

"Seriously dude, you keep that up and I will Bitch Slap you too the moon"

Bitch Slap you too the moon by Berkut666 November 23, 2011

Patting the dog through the letterbox 

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

Patting the dog through the letterbox by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

Wifewich 

Noun: A sandwich lovingly made and supplied by your wife for hungry hubbys to munch on at work.

Ewan - "Hey Greg, fancy going to KFC for lunch"
Greg - "No thanks man, I am rolling with the wifewiches today"
Ewan - "Hmm, maybe I should get married..."

Wifewich by Berkut666 September 29, 2011