patron troll

A persons zodiac troll (in relations to homestucks)

My patron troll is Equius.

by Awkwardly December 15, 2016

troll patrol

\trōl•pə-ˈtrōl\ n. A desperate group of lecherous, fashionably-challenged, over-the-hill gay men who congregate in packs at bars or clubs.

The troll patrol keeps staring at me, but I'm just not interested in middle-aged queens with man boobs and yellowing teeth.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

Troll Patrol

(secondary definition)

Abuse staff, administrators, moderators, GMs, curators, or others who have banning power on online communities or users who report trolls on such communities to them.

Sometimes refers to all ownership or longtime participants on small communities, or to "abuse" or "community management" personnel on larger sites.

Don't bother reasoning with someone named HitlersSweetie, just report it and let the troll patrol handle it.

by crybabycry May 14, 2011

Pole Troll Patrol

The "Pole Troll Patrol" see Pole Troll is a group of gay men that gather and hunt in groups. This gaggle of gays can be found in your local supermarket, mall or even in your school, huddled together and checking out all the straight guys that they think they can turn to their side. Distinguishing characteristics are neck rolls and an abundance use of the words " I would let him ride me three ways to Sunday!" followed by group cheers.

Jeff: Ah shit!! There goes Sweetie and the Pole Troll Patrol! How am I ever gonna be able to change my clothes in this locker room with them standing around!?
Kenneth: I don't know man, but I know I saw them looking me up and down again.
Jeff: Fuck this shit man I'm outta here!

by Desaundrea Morton-Pusey December 6, 2006

Troll Patrol

A group of people that pose as would-be racists and hide out in dark alleys. When vulnerable women pass by, the "Troll Patrol" acts is if they are about to rape the girl and then at the last minute stop and yell, "Walk with a friend in a less dangerous neighborhood, or next time I will rape you!" as a means to scare girls into being safer. Troll patrols can also be used to teach lessons about other dangerous activities as well.

Sally almost shit her pants when she was stopped by the troll patrol, now she always walks home with her friends.

Bob was mistakenly arrested for attempted rape when performing his troll patrol duties. He's in jail now.

by T-RollPatrol November 23, 2011

troll patrol

when sumone is in the club and wants to get laid really bad with no standards what so ever.

look at bobby, hes on troll patrol again

by jango87 August 27, 2009

troll patrol

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

by NonFish October 17, 2008