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patriot, the

A sexual act whereby the male recieves a blowjob while standing and the female kneeling on the floor. The male then ejaculates on the females face and quickly punches her in the nose, drawing blood. The red (blood), white (semen), and blue (bruised nose) represent the colors of the flag and give the patriot its name. It is customary, after ejaculation, for the male to stand at attention, salute, execute an about-face, and walk out of the room.
My girlfriend likes getting the patriot every Friday night.
patriot, the by deep eyes January 21, 2005
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The Misfit Patriot Discord 

1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)
The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.

The Patriot Act

The Patriot Act is proof that George Bush is the devil.
The Patriot Act by donewaiter October 30, 2005

The Flaccid Patriot 

When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.
Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.

Moriarty the Patriot 

also known as one of the best underrated mangas ever.

if you read the manga ur hot and very gay.
random guy: dude have you seen the Moriarty the Patriot anime??? it's so fucking good

another random guy: yeah yeah i know bro but the manga is wayyy better

The Misfit Patriot Discord 

1. Conservative extremist group made up of shady folks with a cult like behavior for doxing Tik Tok users in the dark web.

2. Subject of FBI investigation
3. Danesh recipe (vintage 2022)
The Misfit Patriot Discord will go down in history as the worst recipe on Tik Tok.

The Patriot 

You are fucking a girl and u pull out and cum on their face punch them in the nose and eye. They have a blue eye and a bloody nose with white cum on them. Then u salute her.
I did this last week and her face resembled a flag so i saluted her. I had to come up with a name and the patriot cam to mind quite fun to do so try this some time
The Patriot by Siemens April 21, 2010