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Another word to define an otter! The word patooti is for an adult otter and a patoot for a baby otter. Best way to define a cute otter.
"Look at those Patooti's at the Aquarium!"
"I want to hold a Patooti."
"Want to go to a Patooti Café?"
Patooti by Patooti Lover December 30, 2022

Cutie patootie 

Daily reminder that you are in fact a cutie patootie and you do in fact deserve love
Word of the Day on December 7, 2024

Cutie patootie 

Someone so cute you want to squish them up and stick them in your pocket.
Cutie patootie by Shulaman September 9, 2016

cutie patootie 

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
OMG, Jackie is such a cutie patootie , it makes me wish i was her Hubby.
cutie patootie by Hubby65 January 19, 2009

rat's patootie 

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"
{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!
rat's patootie by Telephony June 17, 2014
Shane is Alisa's patoots :)
patoot by patoots December 14, 2010
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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