Noun: A scotch drinking, swashbuckling computer gamer often found wandering around with a an effeminate limp ranting about nothing in particular and making threats that rarely materialize.
Stop being such a Rahnzoid. Try something new for once in your life.
Noun: A wild beast of pray. Often seen eating plant matter of the soy based type. Lives out of a suitcase.
Wow, looks at Patooti hung over and didn't make it to work, tisk tisk...