pathepic 

Something pathetic to epic proportions.

Bob: Sarah talked to me today
Joe: And?
Bob: I peed my pants...
Joe: What??
Bob: ...in front of her.
Joe: Wow, pathepic.

pathepic by Hober Mallow March 17, 2009

pathepic 

A cross between "pathetic" and "epic". Usually referring to a bittersweet moment, or something that was unintentional while still being amazing.

I can't believe Joan, my best friend, won the race! Too bad I got fell at the starting line and had to be taken out. What a pathepic moment.

pathepic by WhithMagellan October 19, 2010

pathepic fail 

A mixture of pathetic fail and epic fail.

*Friend has just fallen off chair*

witness: Hahahaha what a pathepic fail!!

pathepic fail by randomer!!! March 15, 2011

pathetic 

A word defining complete pity and sadness, a maximum state of misery. Something that is weaker than it should and could be, something poor in existence.(1)

Also commonly being used at immature and exaggerated deeds.(2)

(1)You never worked any hard, always taking, never giving, nor deserving, and now you dare to beg me in tears for money...
You are pathetic.

(2)My classmate which I invited yesterday stole my 6 year old brother's favorite toy.

pathetic by Proch February 20, 2011

PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) 

To those who thought there couldn't be worse than that couple slobbering noisily all over each other centimetres from your own face at rush hour on the tube (Public Displays of Affection) - think again.

There's always Pathetic Displays of Affection. These usually occur when one or both parties is irretrievably inebriated. Sometimes followed by convenient memory loss the morning after the night before and/or heavy regret and shame felt by one or both parties.

Almost without fail intoxication-related, Pathetic Displays of Affection can be physical or virtual - in which case, thanks to the miracle of modern technology, they can take the various but inevitably excruciating forms of drunken dialling, texting or even, more permanently so, emailing and instant messaging.

Pedro, spare us all the PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) and the ensuing wingeing phone call to me about how mortified you are. There is no world in which it's a good idea to tell this Madeleine girl you just met at the bar that you want to marry her and impregnate her shortly afterwards. Even if she IS a hot blonde blue-eyed Swede.

PDA (Pathetic Displays of Affection) by princessetamtam April 29, 2009

Pathetic 

"how pitiful"
giving your all to man/women who couldn't care less about you

"there she was, on her knees, begging and crying. Saying 'i want you to love me', god how pathetic right?"

Pathetic by vanssk8ergirl November 6, 2018

Pathetical

A word that isn’t a word but should exist

Person:“You are a very pathetical person”

Other person: “Pathetical isn’t a word”

Pathetical by Me-2021 April 4, 2021