patchwork car 

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.

Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!

patchwork car by Miss Tina Marie December 9, 2008

carolina pitchfork 

When 4 guys measure their flaccid penises together at room temperature to see who’s is the longest.

I was the winner of the Carolina Pitchfork.

carolina pitchfork by Cheezybuiscuits March 5, 2024