patchet 

a large sum of mayonnaise usually in a jar a packet.

oi bruv give me dat patchet these chipps hella dry.

patchet by sssssdda October 25, 2020

patchest 

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to

that guy got a patchest for sure

patchest by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by man bald August 20, 2020

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

Diesel Patches by discofox May 28, 2020

Patched 

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

Patched by Dervint October 23, 2015

Pathet

Sanskrit for "really cool way to live."

"You reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathet...That's "pathet." Sanskrit for "really cool way to live."

Pathet by TurtlesAreSoUnderrated January 17, 2019

terry pratchett 

The best author in the world, hands down. He is the author off the awesome books in the "Wee Free Men" trilogy, as well as the Discworld series.

"...had plenty of room for him to grow, on the assumption that he would grow into a nineteen-legged elephant. ..." -Mort by Terry Pratchett

terry pratchett by Niqi Badaro September 14, 2007