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Patch it 

Where a slag wants you to go away
I’ve got no bra on so patch it
Patch it by Poppy Ellison August 9, 2018

pitch it 

when you want someone to tell you what they just said, say "pitch it"
"Hey, you'll never guess what I heard about Tracee's Mom!"
"Pitch it!"
pitch it by Very Very Very Tall Elf January 14, 2008

It’s pitch 

It’s pitch black outside, super dark.
It’s pitch by KaySigma February 23, 2022

ITCOB / ITCB Patch 

A patch often found on the colors of a 1%er meaning they have "Taken Care" of club business. Usually attributed to killing for the club.
"I Took Care of Business"
See that scooter-bum with the ITCB patch? Don't fuck with him or he'll kill you.
Don't ever rat-fuck the colors of anybody wearing an ITCOB / ITCB patch, it means they killed a motherfucker.
ITCOB / ITCB Patch by Ghost3x7 April 19, 2009

patchitive 

Very very amazing tiktoker. Best moot. 10/10
"hey are you following patchitive?"
"No"
"Fuck you"
/J
patchitive by ImGay179 November 3, 2021

Patchito 

Patchito is a annoying person and is kind of like the f word and b word as well as n word as one
shut up you patchito
Patchito by Patchito March 3, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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