pat the b
pat the b by yourfourfriends! February 11, 2009
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Pat the Bunny
Trish: Did you and Scooter Brown bang last night?
April: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
April: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
Pat the Bunny by Redboots November 14, 2010
Pat the Bat
A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.
"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
Pat the Bat by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010
Pat the Bunny
Ashley: Did you and Scott bang last night?
Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
Pat the Bunny by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
pat the bat
pat the bat by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006
pat the bat
A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.
"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."
pat the bat by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010
Creepy Pat On The Back
Creepy Pat On The Back- A pat on the back that lingers there longer than necessary, and then as it brushes off, it brushes across the whole shoulder blade.
Creepy Pat On The Back- Then the female gym teacher gave the girl a "Creepy Pat On The Back" as she congratulated her. The girl was scared.
Creepy Pat On The Back by TheMaskedGiverOfCreepyPats February 27, 2009
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