pat the b

meaning to simply "pat the b". A term used to see if boys are dumb enough to think it exists.

ashlyn, rachel, julia and carley laughed as the boys guessed what "pat the b" meant.

by yourfourfriends! February 11, 2009

Pat the Bunny

Female masturbation.

Trish: Did you and Scooter Brown bang last night?

April: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.

by Redboots November 14, 2010

Pat the Bat

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.

"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.

by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

Pat the Bunny

Female masturbation.

Ashley: Did you and Scott bang last night?

Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.

by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

pat the bat

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth

"Pat the Bat is God"

by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006

pat the bat

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.

"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."

by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010

Creepy Pat On The Back

Creepy Pat On The Back- A pat on the back that lingers there longer than necessary, and then as it brushes off, it brushes across the whole shoulder blade.

Creepy Pat On The Back- Then the female gym teacher gave the girl a "Creepy Pat On The Back" as she congratulated her. The girl was scared.

by TheMaskedGiverOfCreepyPats February 27, 2009