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Pat the Bunny 

Trish: Did you and Scooter Brown bang last night?

April: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
Pat the Bunny by Redboots November 14, 2010

Pat the Bat 

A modern diety. A titan among gods. Best known for leading the Philadelphia Phillies to the 2008 World Series title and getting balls deen every twat he saw along the way.
"hey Amanda, I heard u fucked Pat the Bat." "Absolutely not, Pat fucked me."

And on the 8th day, God created Pat.
Pat the Bat by SlutMonkey62 September 20, 2010

Pat the Bunny 

Ashley: Did you and Scott bang last night?

Tammy: No, we started fighting about the same old bullshit again so I decided to Pat the Bunny.
Pat the Bunny by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010

pat the bat 

the best player in baseball... a modern day babe ruth
pat the bat by Hank Cassa May 13, 2006

pat the bat 

A nickname for possibly the worst baseball player to play professional baseball. A name for Pat Burrell for one purpose and one purpose only; to make it seem like Pat Burrell was a positive contribution to the Philadelphia Phillies offensive production.
"Did you see Pat the Bat nail the golden sombrero last night?" "Yes I did; so why do they call him Pat the Bat anyway?" "That's a good question."
pat the bat by saucedaddy3 March 1, 2010

Creepy Pat On The Back 

Creepy Pat On The Back- A pat on the back that lingers there longer than necessary, and then as it brushes off, it brushes across the whole shoulder blade.
Creepy Pat On The Back- Then the female gym teacher gave the girl a "Creepy Pat On The Back" as she congratulated her. The girl was scared.