pastpop 

pastpop is futurepop in one years time.

'i wish that futurpop shit was banished from the dancefloor and consigned to that past post haste. then we call call it pastpop and look back on it with many a laugh at the losers who danced to it.'

pastpop by visxera March 20, 2005

pastrophied 

The dual state of being both pasty and atrophied after a long inactive winter indoors. The more northern the climate and the more lazy the individual, the more severe the state.

When spring came and my wife tried on her new bathing suit, she looked completely pastrophied.

pastrophied by Mattydog June 29, 2009