pastaplegia 

Food coma specifically caused by intake of a large portion of pasta.

Dude1: "You want to go out?"

Dude2: "No, way. After that huge plate of spaghetti carbonara I've got a bad case of pastaplegia. I can't get off the couch."

pastaplegia by Garvis June 14, 2011

Reverse Paraplegia 

A state of intoxication. You are inebriated to the point where you lose all voluntary muscle control to the upper body such as, arms and head, but you can still walk fine.

We almost put my cousin in a straight jacket last night because he was so drunk I think he was afflicted with Reverse Paraplegia. He was walking around fine but his arms and head were flapping all over the place, so we had to cut him off.

Reverse Paraplegia by Alouicious August 29, 2010

Pastalgia 

a situation that brings up powerful emotions through reminiscing; a word combination between passionate and nostalgia

adj. pastalgic

1.) "I remember having feelings of Pastalgia the first time I saw Star Wars in a movie theater."

2.) John married the girl of his dreams: that was certainly a pastalgic moment.

Pastalgia by Ninja_king February 21, 2010

paraplegia 

someone with no arms or legs due to the fact of spinal cord inury or nerve damage

Harry- dans nans a paraplegia because she has no arms or legs LMAO

Pierce- Oh a potato

paraplegia by Potato man March 4, 2008

Pastalgia 

Nostalgia, except it's for pasta only.

Michael: Man, I made some KD macaroni yesterday. I haven't touched those in years, so much pastalgia!

Pastalgia by Masky Mcgee January 7, 2018