A Paschalzebra is a medium sized critter who inhabits Antartica. This species is native from Mexico. The Paschalzebra creature smells of Basil and inhabits moist caves that are found deep in Antartica. If you ever find a Paschalzebra, be mindful, since it will most likely crank 90's on you if you try and mess with it. The Paschalzebra is so good at gaming that the entire race was banned from Valorant as it had a "natural competitive advantage." Pashchalzebras are predators to Arthur Blinds, it's like a whole food chain!
Wow, that Paschalzebra is smacked his hand on the table for the 1000th time today!
an awesome name for an awesome person, sounds a bit like pastille (as in fruit pastilles) but dont hold that against her because everyone knows fruit pastilles are awesome as well.
pronounced "pass" "ka"(as in cat) "l"
meaning: divine one
a cool person to just go to the cinemas with, or chill out in the pub with, never play her at pool because she is Wayyy too good at it, has an epic taste in music, and ive never yet seen her look anything short of Astounding
in summary if you dont know paschal, your missing out.
"you just got Terrored at pool"
"i know - it was by a girl as well"
"Whaaa-aaat!!!"
"yeah, but, it doesnt count, cos it was Paschal"
"ahh thats alright then"