parsc 

super hot and cool guy who knows his way around a joke, and is also a super cool twitch streamer

yo look at that parsc over there

parsc by Parsc April 5, 2022

Paracuck

It's where you get cucked by an online uhh..or...uhh...celebrity or you get cock blocked by them.

You got paracuck-ed by CdawgVA

Paracuck by BubiVT March 7, 2022

Quartz, Parchment, Shears 

What we called "Rock, Paper, Scissors" back in the good ol' days.

The best way to settle a difference over a chair is a good old fashioned game of Quartz, Parchment, Shears.

Quartz, Parchment, Shears by MordoAndRigs October 29, 2012

Parscale 

To over promise and under deliver; to set unrealistic expectations or simply lie about a product or event’s popularity or desirability.

I was totally parscaled about the rally. I waited in lines for five days to get in and the arena was only a third full.

Parscale by pm800 June 21, 2020

PARCC

A disease created by a corrupt school system that makes people get depression and suicidal thoughts and is the leading cause of suicide in children under 13. In fact, I wrote this upon hearing that I got a 53 out of 100 on the writing section.

Guy 1"We have PARCC today"
Guy 2 "I have a knife in my back pocket"

PARCC by AC from Northern March 13, 2019

pre-parcel anxiety 

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

pre-parcel anxiety by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

golden parachute 

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

golden parachute by Kritikal June 11, 2006