parmélie
parmélie by hahayousuck April 27, 2019
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parmele
parmele by Claireolivia94 August 2, 2011
parmelia
It's a shit hole. South of Perth full of C.U.B's (Cashed up Bogan's).
Every second vehicle is,
either a Cruiser or Patrol.
The odd Ford or Holden stolen from the North ends up there.. Burnt out and upside down. Somewhere in the off road area behind 'ole Mandurah Road.
The front lawns, are usually just over grown weeds.
Sometimes the lawns are dead. or just sandy.
The manicured wood chip, round abouts have all been rooster tailed and the, ovals
by the skate have single, black tyre marks from stolen motorbikes that can be heard between, the hours of 12am and 3 am as they ride about dealing.
Some times the keen observer high on meth
can, view these one wheeled temporary earthlings, O.W.T. E riding on one wheel at high speeds. With no helmets or lights. Late at night.
Don't come here.
Ppl get stabbed and killed.
You often hear kind words of encouragement like
"Like fuck off.."
" let's burn shit."
And "hey there's some couches out on the verge ."
Every one who lives here says...
"Fuck I hate living in Parmelia..
"I think I'll move...
too Parmelia.. But next street over
Everything sucks even Jess who has 5 kids. Too 5 different Dads.
Who turns tricks for new tats.. Still can't afford food for the kids.
God bless Parmelia..
Every second vehicle is,
either a Cruiser or Patrol.
The odd Ford or Holden stolen from the North ends up there.. Burnt out and upside down. Somewhere in the off road area behind 'ole Mandurah Road.
The front lawns, are usually just over grown weeds.
Sometimes the lawns are dead. or just sandy.
The manicured wood chip, round abouts have all been rooster tailed and the, ovals
by the skate have single, black tyre marks from stolen motorbikes that can be heard between, the hours of 12am and 3 am as they ride about dealing.
Some times the keen observer high on meth
can, view these one wheeled temporary earthlings, O.W.T. E riding on one wheel at high speeds. With no helmets or lights. Late at night.
Don't come here.
Ppl get stabbed and killed.
You often hear kind words of encouragement like
"Like fuck off.."
" let's burn shit."
And "hey there's some couches out on the verge ."
Every one who lives here says...
"Fuck I hate living in Parmelia..
"I think I'll move...
too Parmelia.. But next street over
Everything sucks even Jess who has 5 kids. Too 5 different Dads.
Who turns tricks for new tats.. Still can't afford food for the kids.
God bless Parmelia..
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026