parksey 

A person who is not afraid to express his sexuality in dance.

Oh wow, what a parksey!

parksey by Servant__\ November 28, 2021

parkseidon 

The god of parking lot.
He decides for your cars parking spot,if you can't find a spot,it's better you start to believe him..

-Where the hell are you Casey?!!
-i guess Parkseidon is ignoring me dude,i couldn't find a hole for parking,that's why i am late

parkseidon by hakan ustis September 7, 2007

Cody Parkey 

A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.

Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.

Cody Parkey by iaintajap January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey 

The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.

Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.

Cody Parkey by Voice of All Bears Fans January 7, 2019

Parkey 

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

Parkey by pmong January 6, 2019

Cody Parkey 

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

Cody Parkey by Meatingaura January 7, 2019

parsey 

a longhead

Who’s that longhead over there?

Its Parsey!

parsey by annfryer August 10, 2020