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Parkourgasm 

Verb. The action of climaxing sexually simply due to witnessing a structure that would be particularly good for doing parkour on.
Bro 1: Oh Bro!! Parkourgasm! Look at that church steeple!

Driving Bro: I can't! Don't you remember what happened last time I had a parkourgasm while I was driving?
Parkourgasm by Rustywookiemaestro7 January 26, 2011

Parkourastination 

The act of procrastinating by any means that involves parkour. This means training parkour, thinking about parkour, dreaming about parkour or watching others do parkour in person and in any form of video, especially on youtube.
Parkourastination stopped me from writing my five page paper while I was in the library.
Parkourastination by greg@bc_parkour November 29, 2009

Parformance 

An elision of the word Par (n. And v.), made well known by British Grime artist Tempa T and the word performance.

Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.
ROADMAN #1: Raaaar, you've mugged bare people off today blud

ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.
Parformance by CB9300 May 18, 2015

Parkourninis

It is another word for parkour but better!
I’m not a Parkourninis
Parkourninis by Lup.V. July 18, 2019

Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin
He’s pumpkin parkouring
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026