parijuana 

A strain of cannabis that when smoked, vaped, or ingested causes the user to think that lovers, friends, family, and random strangers are out to get them.

“Hey Babe, let’s go out and grab a burger.”
“No Boo! I have a creepy feeling that something bad’s gonna happen if I leave this house”
“Oh no! That weed you smoked is parijuana!! The night is ruined”
“Don’t look at me like that. You’re freaking me out . . .”

parijuana by Applecat November 21, 2020

marijuana peanut butter cup 

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

marijuana peanut butter cup by PWS27 July 11, 2017

marijuana 

God's gift to mankind

And God saith "Let there be happiness", and there was marijuana

marijuana by what do you care June 16, 2003

Marijuana Philosopher 

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

Marijuana Philosopher by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

Marijuana mama 

She aint no regular mama. You cop one of these joints and you are good for life.

"Son, you look high as shit."

"Nah, I was just out with my marijuana mama last night."

Marijuana mama by x_naanplug_x October 23, 2020

Marijuana Party 

Canadian political party who advocates the legalisation of marijuana.

The Marijuana Party is the only party that actually offers us something

Marijuana Party by danw17 January 15, 2006

Marijuanaganjaman

A green Genie with dreadlocks that comes to you on a flying carpet when you are high as fuck. He gives you extra weed if you can successfully answer three riddles that he asks you.

Last night I saw the marijuanaganjaman, i got all three riddles correct and now I got enough weed to last the rest of this week.

Marijuanaganjaman by DatNiggaFromUpTheBlock April 19, 2012