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paratemol 

its an urge to throw Dumbledore at someone. this feeling can be dangerous and can inflict pain as Dumbledore is a tall, wizard and a big fat G.
"i have such paratemol right now"

"why"

"because Nancy pushed the Tesco reduced isle on my nan"
paratemol by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021
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Pirateology 

The study of Pirates and Pirate related things. May also refer to a spiritual belief system espoused by the Church of Pirateology in which they believe that living like a Pirate will improve your life immeasurably.
John is so into reading about Pirates, he is a Pirateologist.

I love Pirateology. I have learnt all I can about Pirates.

I believe in Pirateology as since I've become a Pirate my life has got so much better.
Pirateology by grogboy August 16, 2011

piratemonkeys 

A username that someone uses when kicking someone's ass at that game
Dude, that bastard piratemonkeys keeps T-baggin me!
piratemonkeys by it's me, duh November 11, 2010

parisatemol 

parisatemol is paracetamol but even better! its a drink u can take to sessions and get #litaf 🥴 w ur friends, which also cures ur extreme depression a- don’t get too drunk kids xoxo gossip girl
“ damn , this parisatemol really got me hungover asf bruh this shit crazy wack! “
parisatemol by Merry Shimwell January 20, 2019

Paraletolympics 

An event not unlike the paralympics where the contenders are alcoholically disabled and take part in events such as high heel bowling ball football, downhill hurdles,3 legged 100 metres and pool ball tennis the winner is the last one standing
Let’s get on it and have a game if paraletolympics
Paraletolympics by Conehead1 December 5, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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