parajesus

Capt. Stainer’s name for Paramedics

“Woah that parajesus just saved my life”
“I’d rather have a parajesus save me than an EMT”

parajesus by WelcomeToFireServiceTraining August 29, 2019

Prejesus 

(or pre-jesus) Adverb: Defines embarrassing nasty, immoral or illegal things people do before they get "religion".

Dave: Dude, check it out! I downloaded a copy of Prejean's sexting video.

Kyle: No shit?! The prejesus beat off video she sent her geeky boyfriend?

Dave: Yeah, that one. Look at her dig for that clam!

Prejesus by Gfeet November 14, 2009

paraless 

the devolution of paramore after the farro bros left the band

person 1 :hey have you heard of paramore's new album
person 2 : you mean paraless?

paraless by andiaziz December 4, 2012